In other news; Creeper about to explode

Unexploded creeper plea for life back

Unexploded creeper gazes sadly from a specially-designed hospital bed yesterday — and declares: “I’m sick of being unexploded — I want my life back.”

Just over a week ago he was freed from his bedroom by rescuers who  demolished what was left of his South Craft home.

Speaking from his hospital bed, determined creeper spoke of his "I can explode at anytime nightmare" — and insisted: “This is the only time you’ll want to see me explode.”