Selection of some of the best Minecraft jokes, if you have a better one then please comment below or
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What did the teacher say to the curious jungle cat? You sure ask Ocelot of questions.
I nether found those jokes funny!
Why did the creeper cross the road?
To get to the other ssssssssssssssssside.
How do you distract a Minecraft fan?
Put him in a room full of empty cardboard boxes.
So I heard Minecraft Steve isn't very good at thinking outside of the box.
How did Steve feel when he spent hours mining to find nothing but coal?
Shafted.
Why do Endermen hate mirrors?
Their reflection stares back at them.
I used to make Minecraft jokes, until I got shot by a skeleton in the knee.
what did the Minecraft turkey say?
cobble, cobble, cobble!
Why did the creeper fall of the swing?
Because it didnt have any arms!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not a creeper.
You must really be a square if you have the time to come up with Minecraft puns.
Minecraft, where you can do ANYTHING
Except circles...
Your so fat you broke my bedrock house....
Your so fat when you go mining you have to make a 10x10 hole just to fit through.
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